Dear Santa, An Awkward Conversation With a Local.

I was traveling with Amanda (a girl from China I just knew) in a bus heading towards city center when this local guy came and sat across us between the aisle. Here is how the conversation goes.

Weirdo: Heya!

Me : G'day!

Weirdo: Where ya from?

Me : Malaysia

Weirdo: Where's that?

Me : (Thinking hard) Ja know Singapore? It's right above it.

Weirdo: Where's that?

Me : *My brain has not been functional for the past 7 months, tryin hard to tell this guy* Err..........It's somewhere at the north west of Australia.

Weirdo: ...........Where's that?

Me : *Smacks head* Err...........it's basically a country.

Weirdo: Owh, I see. Wut ja duin here?

Me : I came here to pursue my Degree in Psychology

Weirdo: Owh, whats psychology?

Me : It's a subject that teaches us to understand the human mind.

Weirdo: ........What's psychology?

Me : *Secretly shouting dumb fuck in my mind* *Repeats the same thing*

Weirdo: Owh.......what's that?

Me : *Really pissed off* It's to understand the human mind *pinky pointin' at my head, its more like my gesture towards him, pity I did not move my pinky around in a circular motion*

Weirdo: Owh.....is that ur girlfriend?

Me : Hahahaha, no

Weirdo: You guys on a date or somtin'?

Me : No

Weirdo: Are you datin' her?

Me : Errrr........NO. *In my mind: What the fuck is your problem?*
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.lotsa meaningless repetitive interrogation guin on. This numb nut basically repeats his questions which made me had an impression that he left his brains in England.
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Weirdo: Owh, where ya from?

Me : *Faints* $^#!^!^!$#%!$#%!

After an excruciating 25 minutes, I finally can't stand it anymore and hop off before I reach my destination and thankz to that mash potato brain, I had to walk for an hour back home.